Plans

Abhor Plan

Our most dastardly plan.  We will call you twice per week (8 times per month), we will be very mean to you, and we will use very offensive language.  You will hate us.  We will also email or text you four times per month.  Do not choose this plan unless you REALLY need a lot of motivation.

Cost: $179 per month Lock in the price of $45 per month if you sign up during our Grand Opening promotion. Click to Purchase!  

 

Antagonize Plan

We will call you three times per month, be considerably mean to you, and use some foul language.  We will also send you two mean texts or emails (your preference) per month.

Cost: $79.99 per month  Lock in the price of $19.99 per month if you sign up during our Grand Opening promotion.  Click to purchase!

 

Annoy Plan

We will call you twice per month and generally be mean to you.

Cost: $29.99 per month Lock in the price of $9.99 per month if you sign up during our Grand Opening promotion. Click to purchase!

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